Santa Vaca!!

Her:

Aquarius
Can you say New Age? Yes, when it's Venus in Aquarius, it's definitely the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, which in this case means a delight in utter experimentation into new and uncharted territories of love. Can you handle it? Well, these folks surely can, and they wouldn't have it any other way. Unconventional, outrageous and willing to try anything once, this is the roller-coaster ride in the Midway of Love! Those with this placement seek thinkers as well as adventurers, and if they're rolled into one attractive package, all the better. See, it's physique which adds to the mystique here, and those with their Venus in Aquarius consider a beautiful body (theirs and anyone else's) as a prerequisite to love. This aesthetic isn't a be-all, end-all, however. The mind game at work with this placement could challenge anyone! Having Venus in Aquarius means a steady dose of emotional highs and lows, a few sensible and many not. That's the beauty of living in a dream world! Those graced by this placement where affairs of the heart are concerned make the most compassionate and humanitarian of lovers, however they are well served to seek out a mate who can appreciate their unique outlook on life - and love!


Me:

Virgo
Having your Venus in Virgo can be a bit of a sticky wicket: you're bound to be looking for the perfect relationship, but does such a thing even exist? Probably not, but these folks will delight in giving it a try! Those with this placement are methodical and evaluative in the game of love, adding and subtracting with each step to see if the sum total is a winner. Relating to others is important here, as is grasping the meaning of life. Is the latter possible? If anyone will get it, these folks will! A strong sense of what they want and need will keep those with this placement continually questing, at times resulting in a critical streak which is generally aimed at the self. While generally self-possessed, those with Virgo in the House of Love are not likely to be the ones initiating the romance dance. A bit of reserve dictates that their prospective mate will have to come a-courting, and with any kind of luck, they'll come loaded with sincere compliments. Boy, will that get results! The sweetest result will be a loyal and dedicated partner, as those with their Venus in Virgo are truest in an understanding relationship which shows promise of growth.


How do they know these things?!?